I went to the Basketball Hall of Fame today, and I only feel the need to tell you because there was a section dedicated to Chris Webber as you can see in this photo.

What’s the deal with this? I can’t seem to figure it out? Is it supposed to be an example of the path of a really good NBA player who is the product of the ‘Free Agent Era?’ Is it? I don’t know? May be I should of read some of the corresponding scripture, but I was just so dumbfounded, I bypassed it. Chris Webber, Hall of Fame?

This is confusing as why Katy Perry would marry that dingleberry snatching, Russel Brand? But even that has an explanation, girls like idiots.

Don’t get me wrong, Chris was a phenomenal talent and has had a very good NBA career. But this is like Mo Vaughn getting his own section in Cooperstown, or Shaun Alexander in Canton, or Eric Lindross where ever the fuck the Hockey Hall of Fame is (Ontario I believe), because I don’t care to find out right now.

Somebody needs to explain this shit, pronto.